HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK
#did you buy him cotton candy and a hot dog #and did you take him to play the shooting games and smile when he won #and then did you take him on the cyclone to see that face he makes #that fearless face that you love so much #because your best friend #might be small but he’d stand up to his fear of anything #and thats one of the qualities you love best about him #and thats what you told him after smiling and calling him an idiot #as you cleaned him up #and when he smiled at you #thats when you knew you were head over heels #and now at this moment before you’re about to do something horribly reckless and brave #you just kind of wanted to let steve know #in your own way#that you still love him
Queue gross sobbing. All the gross sobbing.
goddamn it the hell am i supposed to do with all these feels
is writing fanfic in the tags a thing now?
not that i am objecting. at all.
Protest TOMORROW against Nigeria’s Anti-Gay Law which imposes 14 year jail sentences on LGBT Nigerians.
[Friday, March 7: 11am-1pm; NYC/DC]
New York City Rally:
Nigerian consulate- 828 2nd Ave, New York, NY 10017
Washington DC Rally:
Nigerian embassy- 3519 International Ct NW, Washington, DC 20008
Events in other cities will be outside local Nigerian embassy/consulate. If you cannot attend, please lend your support via twitter and SIGNAL BOOST this post as the event is TOMORROW. I will also personally be at the NYC rally as well, so say hey, and I hope to see you all there!!!
I’M NOT GONNA LIE THIS RIGHT HERE WOULD BE AN AMAZING STORY IDEA
LIKE HOLY HELL IMAGINE A SECRET SERVICE OF WISH AGENTS, EACH ONE SPECIALLY DESIGNATED TO CARRY OUT A CERTAIN PERSON’S WISH
I WANT THIS TO BECOME A THING PRONTO
bye vagina it was nice knowing you
#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you
#Wait a month
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