imagine grantaire wearing a super-nice outfit and getting all scrubbed up for an art show,
and enjolras being so busy looking at him that he walks straight into a wall
Sometimes I cry because the last thing Enjolras told Grantaire before dying is: “Grantaire, you are incapable of thinking, of willing, of believing, of living, and of dying”.
Then I remember that in Hugo’s manuscript, his last words actually were "Take my hand"
And then I CRY HARDER OHMyGOD
victor hugo knew what he was doing okay he didn’t repeatedly reference gay greeks for shits and giggles
now I want a fic where Grantaire forgets his sketchbook one day and instead of Enjolras finding it and seeing it’s full of pictures of himself he finds it and it’s full of pictures of Joly and Bossuet as different types of dinosaurs
BONES DON’T READ THIS ok this one’s for spock. you know how you always say fascinating and you’re like “fascinating” and sometimes you’re like “fascinating” and you raise your eyebrow and you’re thinking “fascinating” and ok bones isn’t reading this anymore i definitely touched some flowers on the away mission when bones made me promise not to. my hand is purple and kinda glowing. we gotta fix this
If you ever feel sad just remember that in 1800’s France, “I’ll black your boots” was slang for “I’ll give you a blowjob”
Grantaire literally said “I’ll suck your dick” to Enjolras’s face and it went straight over his head he is a dumb gay nerd
remember the affectionate butt tap goodbye of 809
bye dean’s butt